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Cake or Death?
~MimosaPrince: brb. I'm hanging up the towel.
~MimosaPrince: baaack
Me: how'd it go?
~MimosaPrince: Bad, coach. My papa said he don't ever wanna see me again.
Me: You gotta try, billy. for me. you gotta try.
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I've come to terms with the fact that it is, indeed, not butter.
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Cake or Death?
~MimosaPrince: brb. I'm hanging up the towel.
~MimosaPrince: baaack
Me: how'd it go?
~MimosaPrince: Bad, coach. My papa said he don't ever wanna see me again.
Me: You gotta try, billy. for me. you gotta try.
*swoosh*
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I've come to terms with the fact that it is, indeed, not butter.
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Cake or Death?
~MimosaPrince: brb. I'm hanging up the towel.
~MimosaPrince: baaack
Me: how'd it go?
~MimosaPrince: Bad, coach. My papa said he don't ever wanna see me again.
Me: You gotta try, billy. for me. you gotta try.
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